Loaded Questions and Speaking for Others

One of my favorite things to do is to ask loaded questions.  Especially when it's obvious of what I'm trying to accomplish.  Questions like, "How much would you rather let me borrow today?  20 dollars or 30 dollars?"  I can't think off of the top of my head of a good instance of this happening in professional wrestling, but I'm sure some heel guy used this tactic before.

This is kind of similar to the strategy of putting words in someone's mouth, which I HAVE seen someone do in professional wrestling before.  One time, at some Clash of the Champions I think it was, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan told Tony Schiavone out of nowhere that "Mean" Gene Okerlund hated Schiavone.  He clarified this by emphasizing, "Okerlund TOLD me he hates you."  Then Schiavone said he didn't believe a word Heenan ever says.  

Usually it's best to pull someone into the conversation that wasn't even involved when you put words in their mouths.  In this case "Mean" Gene wasn't even a part of the conversation when Heenan brought this lie up.  And it also helps when you claim someone said something when it's the exact opposite of their character, because it makes it less believable.  When I tell one of my coworkers that the lady with all the flamingos on her desk told me she no longer likes flamingos and wants to toss them out her window and write a book about how much she doesn't like them, of course my word isn't taken seriously and it serves as nothing other than a minor annoyance.

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