Keeping Your Horrible Motives Obvious

A good heel tactic is to keep whatever horrible motive you have as obvious as possible.  One time I spent my money on something worthless that my coworker disapproved of and told me NOT to spend money on.  After I ignored her advice and spent it (being sure to tell her just how much I spent on it), a few minutes later I asked if I could "borrow" that EXACT amount for "groceries."  I did not get the loan.

Another time I drew up a petition for all of the office to sign to remove all of the stuffed monkey decorations from a different coworker's desk (she liked monkeys instead of flamingos), but I was too darn lazy to actually get everyone's signatures so I just signed their names myself.  And I was so lazy I didn't even try to make the signatures look authentic.  I wrote them in PRINT, and didn't even vary the printing style.  And I was so arrogant I thought no one would notice.  When everyone saw that silly petition they all had a good laugh.  I got called a fraud a lot after that because I forged those signatures and didn't even bother to do it well.

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